I’ve made a list of some of my character defects, both ADHD related and otherwise, that I no longer want and I’m willing to donate to others. Just because they hinder me, doesn’t mean they’ll hinder you. Make them work for you today, and you’ll thank me later. I’ll follow this up with another list of the things that I’m looking for but until then (because I haven’t decided yet) let’s go with this one.
Free to a good home
1. Rhyming thought patterns.
Drives me to consider the benefits of getting a lobotomy but aspiring poets might enjoy having them. All yours.
2. My being an introvert simply must go.
Nothing but a migraine in waiting. Need a break from being a social butterfly? Then by all means, help yourself!
3. The inability to stay still for any length of time.
On a diet? Try this! Your friends will be amazed.
4. My insomnia.
Ever seen a real zombie? Do you want to right now?I can send you a pic! Spectacular for Halloween or if cramming for a big exam.
5. Murphy’s Law personified.
Aspiring writers in need of a funny story are sure to love this one. Why? Aren’t the best stories ones that have some base of personal experience behind them? Grab it while it’s still available!
Don’t wait, don’t debate. Snap these little gems up and share them with friends and family (and friends who you’d rather be enemies) but remember, it’s a first come, first served basis. Act now! But wait! There’s more! First ten people are enrolled in the “Oh crap! Did I put my keys in the freezer again?!” webinar free! That’s a savings of…well, of something, I’m sure! Hey! Why are you running away?! It’s free!!!Geesh! Some people, you just can’t please.
It’s Friday everyone, so make it a good one! ;)
- You got funny in my course module! Humor in eLearning (blogs.adobe.com)